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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Office Romance


If you want to date beautiful women; you should see if you have any at your place of employment.  Now if you do; don't give her the attention that all the other normal losers do.  They want to wine and dine her; smile at her, take her out, do her favors, all that garbage that has never worked for them yet they still try it.

You need to take a different route.  Introduce yourself, and get to know her.  Don't smile much; you want to make it appear that every time you speak to her it's all business.  Yet when you're with other not so pretty female co-workers have a ball, smile and act like the losers act to the pretty girl or girls.

When you speak with her, give her a hard time; joke with her like you would a baby sister.  Don't ask her out;  but rather ask her to do stuff for you like get you some water from the water cooler; or buy you lunch that you'll pay her back tomorrow.  What you'll soon find is a woman trying to get you to be like the rest of the losers who praise her every move.

For some odd reason; it works like a charm, every time.

Chris Bondae